Thursday, December 11, 2008

Theories (Look Ma, I can philosophize)

So here are a few theories I've been working on and thought should share. This will probably be an on going post as new brilliance is created XP

The Neon Sign Theory
When you are single no one is interested but the second you have a significant other than the entire world finds the need to hit on you as if there is a big neon sign above your head that reads "I'm taken please tempt me!"

...Of Childhood Dreams
I truly believe that everyone as they're growing up should have an unrealistic dream and a realistic one. The unrealistic one that is for filled giving the person the idea that good things can happen to good people. Than the realistic one that is utterly shattered so that the person knows that shit can happen. This would bring about a perfect balance of optimism and pessimism, proving that miracles can happen with your help. "Fates got a lot to do, sometimes you must give her a hand"

The Equation of Life
A + B does not equal B + A
Therefore
A + C = (C + A) / B

Think about it. It makes perfect sense in terms of life.

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