As most know, Queen Elizabeth of England, is also known as the virgin queen. This is because she never married but used the prospects of marriage as a bargaining tool with other countries. She was a brilliant woman who truly understood mankind, and because of that was an even more brilliant politician/manipulator. Because of her, men from all ranks and nationalities were caught in a paradox that still plagues the modern world. Stuck between want to fuck her and wanting to fuck her up.
Thusly, I have named said dilema, The Elizabethan Paradox. I'm sure most everyone has felt at one time or another when someone you physically want is really pissing you off and you've thought "His quite a looker, to bad he opened his mouth."
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Most men are like that. I'd try to be fair and say that most women are too, but I've only found one and that was my mother so I don't think she counts.
Not sure there's a better place for this, so I'll just say it here: I think it's about time for an update.
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