OK I have been given full permission by my fully white friend to say all of the following, mainly because it's all true and party because she is exempt from it.
Why do white people always have cold hands? I don't know a single white person, that when I shake their hand I don't shiver.
Next, why in gods name do white people wash dishes with the yellow side of the sponge? There is a green abrasive side for a reason!
Why do white people put ketchup on EVERYTHING? Ketchup does not go on rice. It does not go on mac and cheese. It only goes on fries and sometimes burgers but nothing else! You need to stop putting concentrated corn syrup on prime rib, you are ruining it!
Why do white people prove southern stereo types true? Lay off the random explosives, incest, and obtuse right wing religious views. It will make the world a better place. And on that note, "If Jesus were alive today, we would kill him with lethal injection. I call that progress. We would have to kill him for the same reason he was killed the first time: His ideas are just too liberal." Kurt Vonngeut.
And this blog is tbc...
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